Diary of the Wonder Dane

Well, another day has come and I am playing the way fun game of in and out....in and out. I see how many times my humans can get up in a 30 minute period to let me in and out of the house. I go full speed and jump at the sliding glass door (trying to go through it one day) and then just stand and whine at the door. So I think I am on about the 5th time out in about 15 minutes. No matter where I am I just want to be in the other place. Oh, and I like to dig through the snow and ruin the grass underneath. The dead holly hocks are really tasty too!